Shocking news

I recently came across this piece of electrifying news.

On the wing

They're off! My two ladies are jetting across the country to visit friends and family. We had a nice breakfast and Annabelle seems to be in a wonderful mood today. It is weird in the house with only the dog and the cat to keep me company. I look around at all the baby toys and I can't help but think what a long week it will be without the little one to play with. I am going to miss Wifey mucho as well! She is definitely NOT chopped liver. MMMmmmmm, liver! Speaking of liver, maybe I'll put the cat in the high chair at dinnertime. Too bad I don't have the camera!! Gotta go get some cat food before this animal drives me crazy. Have a safe day and watch some soccer already!

Yours truly,

The Zookeeper

Paging Dr. Kronski

Well, all your red rovers have finally paid off. The Wifey and Annabelle are coming to get you! I am bummed that I don't get to come, but I have a feeling I won't be missed much with those wild and wonderful ladies around. I will have a few days to myself to catch up on all those things I've been meaning to do(like blogging and watching live World Cup soccer). I am already sad about the departure of my ladies and am looking forward to their safe return. Wifey is a little nervous, but who wouldn't be nervous about flying cross country with a vivacious 10 month old for the first time? I know I would be quaking. Good luck Wifey! Hope you all have a fantastic time with plenty of beautiful weather and lots of laughter. Love and Misses!

The damage done

My legs hurt. I rode my bike to work yesterday. My legs were confused about what was happening. They are letting me know that they think today. The bike needs a tune-up and I need a banana. The Sopranos season finale was interesting. Not what I expected, but then again, it never is! Annabelle got her first boo-boo. She slipped while crawling and busted her upper gum. She was fine by the time I got home and seems none the worse for wear. I think the whole experience was more traumatic for us than it was for her! The first of many such incidents to come, I am sure. I am getting hyped for my friends to visit in a couple of days--we are going to have some good times! Work is going smoothly, aside from constant facility repairs, and Wifey's toe is feeling better. I hope you had a great weekend and are enjoying every minute of the day. Gotta walk, because running would hurt too much right now. Adios.

The gloves are off!

I am mad. Just plain angry. I used to be the number two result when I Googled "Fathomable Depths", but now I seem to have dropped off the charts. It is probably due, in part, to my sporadic posting habits as of late, but that is no excuse. What's a Wizard to do? I suppose this is the cosmos telling me to get off my kiester and blog more--give the people what they want! So be it. Today I played golf for the third time this year. Badly. I could blame it on the heat or my failure to stretch beforehand, but in the end I assume full responsibility for my poor play. The course was neat and picturesque, except for the part by the lake that was riddled with goose poop. Man, those things can make a mess faster than Annabelle and Cassidy put together. Speaking of those two, Annabelle was investigating Cassidy's box earlier today. She couldn't figure out the door mechanism, but she got a kick out of messing with the dog's precious nest. Wifey is at work and the baby is asleep so I have the house to myself. I don't really know what to do with myself tonight since I have seen all the episodes of The Office(my new favorite TV show--the American version--I tried but couldn't stomach that British stuff). Now I have to find all new shows to watch since all my favorite shows are on hiatus. Any suggestions? If things get too desperate, I may have to read a BOOK! Oh well, I guess I can always blog :-) Next weekend a couple of friends are coming in town to visit and I am already getting excited. We have enjoyed a bunch of houseguests since moving into our new digs and it has been fantastic. I can't imagine how we could have accommodated these visitors in our previous abode. One of the many perks of more square footage! Well, my typing callouses are wearing thin so I will have to sign off for now. Have a great evening and IMPEACH GEORGE BUSH!(Hee hee-Happy Birthday Ray!)